Fat Of The Dead !!!: July 2007

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

They Corrupted This City

les Krom109 et le Kims
des photos non publiées d'UBC

cliquent pour plus le grande gros garçon

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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Cipt. Roma Gia

Tacky blue screens post - Windows NT - Silly dance moves - Synth based sounds - Milf lookin Chick - Ancol's Ten Pin Bowling

ahhh the good ol' days.....hahahahah

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Pop Quiz !!! Its 4 a.m. in the morning ,you gotta take a major leak ,you ran to the loo, you zipped down and helloooo.....
mickey the mouse is in tha house !! , dippin down inside the bowl tryin not to care with its eegie biggie cutie wootie baby wabby cwayze eyes... (yuck !)
question is what would you do ??

A. Use Mickey as a "target practice"
B. Flush Mickey down the hoooooooooole
C. Leave Mickey

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it's D. All of the above (in order)

"Innalillahi Wa inna illaihi Rahdji'uuuun"

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Fingurrr Leeekeen Geeewd !!

Yeaa...yeaaaa too lazy to update !!! pffftttt......

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Thursday, July 5, 2007

Godain Kita Dong !!!...Kiuwww Kiuwwww....

Okay,...jadi ada cewe cantik didepan lo (atau disamping, bisa pula dibelakang, serong juga gapapa) dan lo ngebet banget kenalan soalnya ini cewe cantik banget dan keliatanya Cewe cantik ini single dilihat dari gaya rambutnya yang tergerai berponi ........bingung harus ngomong apa ? berikut cara perkenalan paling manjur ,manjur dalam hal apa ? tes aja ndiri ( jump please )

Buat yang "Beginner"

He : You punya Obeng nggak?
She : Ngga tuh...
He : Kalo nomer telfon you punya kaaan ?

He : kamu tahu kalau kamu kaya sendok
She : Hah ??? kok sendok
He : Soalnya kamu mengaduk aduk perasaanku

He : Seus, bajunya enggak pernah disetrika ya..?
She : Enak aja situ kalo ngomong... emang kenapa..?
He : Biasanya kalo cewek udah cantik enggak perlu lagi nyetrika baju..

He : Maaf Mbak , jangan terlalu lama duduk di kursi itu, pindah di deket saya aja..
She : Suka-suka dong...kok ngelarang ?
He : Habis Takut dikerubungin semut soalnya mbak manis sih

He : Hai Punya toko handphone ya ?
She :....................
He : Kalau iya pasti nomor-nomornya cantik, kayak kamyu...

He : Papa kamu jualan paku ya ?
She : Kata Siapa ,boong tuh
He : Kok hatiku terpaku sama kamu terus ?

He : Hai ,kamu yang dicariin polisi itu ya! ?
She : Hah ?!! kenapa bisa ?!!
He : Pasti gara-gara mencuri hati aku

Buat yang "Advanced"

He : Banyak yang bilang aku mirip Doraemon loh
She : Wah kebetulan aku juga suka Doraemon
He : Mau lihat apa yang ada didalam "kantong ajaibku" ?

He : Halo, Badan kamu bagus
She : Ohya ?! makasih
He : Boleh minta sample ?

He : Hey ,gw rasa gw mimpiiin lo tadi malem
She : Ohya Mimpi tentang apa ?
He : Mimpi basah... ,mau bantuin Mewujudkannya

He : Kamu cantik sekali ,matamu ,hidungmu, rambutmu cuman masalahnya bajumu itu
She : Loh kenapa bajuku memangnya ??
He : Lebih cantik lagi kalo ga dipake

He : Kamu tahu bedanya secangkir latte dan blowjob
She : Waduh gatau deh....
He : Ngopi yuk ?

Dan Buat yang "Hardcore" a.k.a "Sakitjiwa" a.k.a "the Main man"

He : Let's Fuck !

yepp, there you have it ,try them at yer own risk ,k people...

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Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Artco On Video

Previews For Artcoholic's DVD "Jakarta Street Terror"
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Jakarta Street Terror (2007)
Produced by BPM & Rumah Kosong
Running Time : Approx. 30 minutes (or so...)

A Short Documentary About Jakarta's most notorious crew/gang/team/mobs/munchkins Artcoholic.
The DVD Featured The History of Artco, Insights from the crew members and also a look at the "scene of the crime".

Mad 'Spect For Artco !!!
And yes we suckkkkk at Reviews...

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